Dal Martini al bacio

November 1, 2006

Presa da un attacco di accidia riguardo a tutto il resto, mi sono lasciata convincere a fare qualche test idiota. Ecco i risultati. Alcuni sono opinabili, altri inutili, altre ancora hanno un umorismo tutto loro.

You Will Die at Age 70

You’re pretty average when it comes to how you live… And how you’ll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing – and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you’re passionate, sometimes you’re a tease. And you’re always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

You Are A Martini

You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink. And for you, only quality alcohol. You don’t waste your time on the cheap stuff. Obviously, you’re usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic. And you’d never, ever consider one of those flavored martinis. They’re hardly a drink!

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You Are a Chocolate Martini

You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks. A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You’re gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab! Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

You Are a Bloody Mary

You’re a fairly serious drinker, who’s experimented a lot with different drinks. You’re a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don’t ever let your drinking get out of control.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you… spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

You Are 92% Lady

No doubt about it, you are a lady with impeccable etiquette You know how to put others at ease, even if their manners aren’t the greatest.

Are You A Lady?

You Are 32% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

Your Lust Quotient: 71%

You are a very lustful person – and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.

How Much Lust Do You Have?

You Are a Super Flirt

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

You Are Super Spicy

You’re a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot – you set people’s senses on fire!

Are You Hot?

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you’re capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Passion is Orange

Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night’s show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant… it’s all about putting on a good act!

What Color Is Your Passion?

Your Pride Quotient: 68%

You’re beyond proud – you think you’re honorary royalty. And while you may be nice on occasion, it’s usually just to get what you want.

How Much Pride Do You Have?

You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

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